£50, $100, €80 or R$200, + shipping

The Kinky Cowboy vibrating revolver; legendary among those who have one,
mythical if you waited 2 years for me to get my arse in gear and make some more

Finally available in limited quantities, email kinkycowboy if you want one.

Please Note: This item is a limited edition objet d'art, and is not warranted fit for any purpose. Don't come crying to me if you stick it in yourself or somebody else and hurt yourself, hurt them, or break it. It contains lead, nickel, natural rubber, quite a lot of copper, corrosive electrolytes and goodness knows what other chemicals, as well as small parts and an energy source. You should probably wear at least rubber gloves and a WWII gas mask before handling it, and a full NBC suit would be fine too if that's how you get off. You shouldn't really dispose of it in landfill or any waste stream destined for incineration. All sales are final, no returns and no refunds.